A couple days ago, the Captain and I were making our way
down to one of the beaches when we stumbled upon a rusty, old diesel engine
that had been abandoned amongst the weeds. Apparently the universe is not
without a sense of humor. The Captain remarked, “I bet it runs better than
ours.” Because the Captain is not without a sense of irony.
But thanks to Richard, our mechanic from Santa Rosa, we can
tell the universe to go take a hike. As promised, he returned with our
transmission—new rings, new seals, new caps, new collars—and he and the Captain
got it reinstalled. A few hours later and the gears were working, the shaft was
spinning, and nothing was overheating. We might just make it out of here yet.
As we were saying our goodbyes and making small talk,
Richard asked where we were headed next and we replied, “Santa Cruz. Want to
come with us?” (After all, a mechanic might be a handy crew member when your 33-year
old engine keeps falling apart.) For whatever reason, he declined. But he did
offer to drive down to Santa Cruz should something go horribly wrong. He was
joking, of course. But I’m hoping he didn’t give the universe any ideas.
With some confidence that the engine was ready to resume the
journey (notice I didn’t say “total”—after this many times to the rodeo, you
start having a lot more respect for the bull), we prepared for a 9:00 am Sunday
departure. The forecast called for a high of 74, waves at 3-5 feet, and winds at
6 knots. Aside from some patchy morning fog, great conditions for a 7-hour
journey. While the Deck Boss and I did the last of the stowing, the Captain turned
over the engine, checked the transmission, and tested the gears. We then
unplugged from shore power and prepared for departure. I went down below to
gather life jackets and as I was coming back up, something seemed…off. Head
count. Captain? Check. Deck Boss? Check. Otter? Check. Edgrrr? Edgrrr? Edgrrr?
The damn cat had gone MIA.
Now it’s no secret that Edgrrr is not a big fan of the
engine. It’s loud, it rumbles, and as of late it is a harbinger of the bumpy
ride to come. When the engine is turned on, he immediately heads for one of his
seven hidey-holes on the boat. Only today, his seven hidey-holes were empty. We
checked everywhere. We looked in lockers, cabinets, closets, drawers, and
berths; checked under pillows and behind books. We even checked the engine room
because yes, he might resort to reverse psychology. When a search of the
topsides came up empty, I knew there was only one place he could be…Brother
Buzz, the floating petri dish next door.
In the past week, we had found him a couple of times on the
B-Buzz. In those instances, we called and he came right on out. Today, he was
playing possum. Hoping I still had potency left on my last tetanus shot, I
ventured aboard and poked around. It was layers upon layers of junk holding up
junk—buckets, nets, tools, rope, small appliances, planks, beer bottles, hunks
of metal—all corroded together in rot. There were holes in the deck, soft spots
on the planking, and windows broken out—all convenient openings for a cat (or
any other critter for that matter) to get down below. Wherever he was hiding,
he was not coming out and there was no going in after him. As we are unfamiliar
with Monterey Bay, we had set a departure window of between 9:00 and 10:00 so
that we could reach Santa Cruz while there was still plenty of daylight. At
9:50 we conceded defeat, shut off the engine, and prepared for one more day at
dock. The little bastard crept out from under a rotten deck plank at 10:05.
I went up to the harbor office to pay for another night and
ran into Bo, the Harbor Patrol Agent who helped push us in to “H” dock
the first night we arrived. We got to talking—about transmissions, boats, life
plans, and finding yourself stuck in places that you're kind of glad you did. She asked when we were
leaving, and I mentioned that we had hoped to leave that morning but that the
cat had other plans. She laughed, “A cat?! You also have a cat? Three people, a
dog, and a cat?! You’re like a circus!” Bo, you have no idea.
Pictured: A**hole
Pictured: Where Edgrrr may find himself the next time he sabotages a departure