Since the odyssey began, we have found ourselves having to
motor from port to port. In an amazing series of bad luck and/or maybe somewhere
along the way we pissed off Mother Nature, it seemed that no matter which way
we were heading, the wind (if any) was always right on our nose. In order for
sailboats to work, you have to catch the wind—something that can’t be done
easily when it’s coming right at you. And so when we left Anacortes for the 19
mile trek to Friday Harbor we decided that, dammit, we were going to sail! And
as the Captain navigated out of the harbor and through Guemes Channel and I pulled
in fenders and secured lines in a brisk 10 knot wind, optimism was high. So we
put up the jib and killed the motor. And apparently killed the wind at the same
time. Because the wind died. It not only died, it was buried, dug up, cremated,
interred, disinterred, buried again, and became but a faint memory. But did
this deter us? No! We had resolved to sail and sailing we were…at a blistering
1.5 knots (which in lubber speed is a bit less than 2 mph). The Captain
remarked that we were lucky there was a current or we’d really be slogging. I
admired him for his enthusiasm while wistfully watching seagulls paddle past us
in the waves, pointing their feathered fingers, and laughing. Followed by the
kelp.
Not one of our better
dockings. Having learned my lesson from the Port Townsend fiasco, I had
called the Friday Harbor Marina the day before and, using a carefully worded
script, reserved a spot on the Breakwater C (as in Charlie) dock. Once we got
into the harbor, I radioed the marina to find out where they wanted us on the
dock. Easy peasy. Until the dock came into view and the Captain announced, “You
do notice there are no cleats, right?” What the cuss?! Who builds a dock
without cleats? Commercial docks apparently and/or docks that want to retain
their rustic “dockness”. “Just pull the line through the gap between the dock
and the ledge and tie it back on itself,” instructed the Captain. Okaaaay.
Inner dialog during the docking procedure goes like this, “Smooth hop from boat
to dock…nice! Scramble down the dock with stern line, jam it into hole…so far
so good. Line won’t jam into hole. Hole obstructed by water pipe. Water pipe?
Who the cuss puts a water pipe where the line goes through the thingy! Screw it
– improvise! Jam everything through the thingy. Tie it to itself. How? What?
What does that even mean? Captain looks cheesed but loopy tennis shoe tie will
have to do. Run down to the bow…nice hustle. Grab tossed line from Deck Boss,
jam through hole. Haha, Water Pipe! You thought you could fool me twice, but
I’m on to you! Jam the line though the hole. ..I’m jammin’, jammin’, and I hope
you like jammin’, too. Bob Marley! Why is the front of the boat pulling away
from the dock? Should I run and secure the spring line? Hey, where’s the boat
going? Uh oh, Captain has jumped onto the dock and is ordering me back toward
the stern. Loopy tennis shoe tie has turned into unholy mess. Captain magically
appears back on boat. How did Captain do that? Is Captain a wizard? If he’s a
wizard, why didn’t he conjure up some cleats? I’m jammin’, jammin’ . . . “
Once the boat is finally secured to the dock and I have a
chance to look around, I am grateful that the only people who witnessed this
debacle were the crew of the megayacht tied across from us, a few people in the
marina, the marina office staff, the fuel dock attendants, the tourists waiting
to board a whale watching boat, the tourists already on the whale watching
boat, the passengers on the state ferry, the people seated outside the restaurant
at the top of the marina, and a very perplexed harbor seal. Because if it had
been any more than that, I would have really
been embarrassed.
The rest of the day was spent walking. And walking. And
walking. True to its name, Breakwater C (as in Charlie) dock forms the outward
perimeter of the marina and keeps it protected by breaking up the waves and the
currents (such as those generated by the large ferries going in and out of the
harbor). Raven was docked at the very end necessitating a near-mile long journey
through too-large-for-the-regular-marina transient moorage, past the seaplane
docks and the whale watching boat landing, through the marina itself, up a
ramp, and up two flights of stairs to the marina office to check in. Walking briskly,
it took us a full 10 minutes. Deck Boss clocked it at 25. Then it was back to
Raven to finish buttoning her up, then back out and into town, then back to
Raven for dinner, then back out to give Otter some alone-time with a shrub. But
I bring this up only because it’s a testament to how truly special a boat Raven
is in that many people made the trek all the way out to the end just to see
her.
Pictured: Friday Harbor Marina. Photo taken at the top of the pier. Raven is to the far left two counties over.
Saw Captain's call from crew on CrusiersForum.com so decided to make my way through the blog... This entry is hilarious. My worst docking was in front of a yacht club having a major rendezvous at Ganges. Lawn chairs and everything! They were quite understanding.
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